He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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