so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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