Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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