Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
