I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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