is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
no you cant smoke seaweed
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
