hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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