I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Randomize
