maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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