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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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