i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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