we're blogging at a bar
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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