my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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