it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
