it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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