I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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