why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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