they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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