glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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