then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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