I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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