Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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