just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
