We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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