So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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