your thong is hanging out like whoa
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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