I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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