singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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