is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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