is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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