Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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