Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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