It's just like the Real World with babies
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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