I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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