we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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