There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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