Taylor Swift is so right about you.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
