I wanna bring you to show and tell
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
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