So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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