READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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