Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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