I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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