he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Rumble strips road head = magical
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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