So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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