bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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