i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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