Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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