It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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