you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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