So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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