my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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