Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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