I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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