It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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