God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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