Kareoke will never be a sober sport
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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